When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

shit shanked by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

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Shit Shaker

a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.

man, lets get trashed off of this nasty ass shit shaker!

Shit Shaker by ETF March 10, 2009

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shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

shit shanked and toast by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

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Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

Shit Spanker by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

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