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screaming shit 

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.
guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit 

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."

No screaming eagle shit 

A Marine Corps term to describe an obvious situation.
Marine 1: I came in late from liberty and the gunny gave me extra duty.

Marine 2: No screaming eagle shit!

Scraping the shit off my back 

To wipe away one's daily hassles.
The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026