Shit Screaming 

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.

Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!

Shit Screaming by Kimmantha September 3, 2017

screaming shit 

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

screaming shit by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit 

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.

1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit by 36A April 29, 2014

No screaming eagle shit 

A Marine Corps term to describe an obvious situation.

Marine 1: I came in late from liberty and the gunny gave me extra duty.

Marine 2: No screaming eagle shit!

No screaming eagle shit by Former Jarhead October 23, 2011

Scraping the shit off my back 

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

Scraping the shit off my back by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016