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Shit Packer 

breaden holden a boy that likes to have sexual intacourse with his dog and fiist's his mum... He likes to rape kangaroos on a tramperlene while he vidoes it and gets off on it!!!
Shit Packer by 345465656 February 14, 2010

shit packer 

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.

Shit packer. 

There goes that shit packer pooper chuter Jeff on a rant. He's set himself up for a fall again!
Shit packer. by Wanna e March 22, 2004

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer 

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.
Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.
When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

shit parker 

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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