shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"

by Steeeeve May 11, 2006

shit cock

A word for a stupid person much like fucker

What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!

by Rosemary April 15, 2004

shit cock

when a turd log is hanging out of someone's ass and is then sucked like a big, brown, stinky dick.

Hey Ben, did you just suck my shit cock?

by nills yills January 24, 2003

shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered

when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS

by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008

shit cock fuck

A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.

me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"

Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"

by DUNDUN128128 July 20, 2010

Shit-Cock-Yack-Balls

1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.

1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."

by Steim_Time March 30, 2009