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shit clock 

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.
I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.
shit clock by Harold Balzonya November 30, 2014

shit clock 

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.
The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!
shit clock by amadeus April 7, 2005

Shit clock 

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
Shit clock by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

on the clock shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
on the clock shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Fuck-this-shit o'clock 

Regardless of my shift time, it's time to leave work.
I'm so done. It's fuck-this-shit o'clock.
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