Definitions by amadeus

Pocket Pool 

The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.

Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!

Pocket Pool by amadeus April 8, 2005

shit clock 

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.

The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!

shit clock by amadeus April 7, 2005

rat hammock 

a womans sanitary napkin

Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

rat hammock by amadeus April 7, 2005