3 definition by amadeus

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The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.
The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!
by amadeus April 07, 2005

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a womans sanitary napkin
Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???
by amadeus April 07, 2005

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The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.
Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!
by amadeus April 08, 2005

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