Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge
Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
by liljohn433 August 16, 2010