Shit Burglar 

Pronunciation: Shit Ber-Gler
Function: noun

1. A person who stands around in group where everyone is talking, and when something funny or interesting is said, will proceed to inform everyone what he/she finds to be worth telling. Unfortunatly, nobody usualy cares what this person has to say.

See: Bardi

"What a shit burglar, i fucking hate Bardi!"

Shit Burglar by CheezeBurglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaerere April 7, 2009

shatburglar 

Fecal matter that is hanging onto the inside wall of a toilet bowl

Well shit me...someones left a shatburglar in the toilet!

shatburglar by chickengangnamstyle July 25, 2013