Shit Baller

One who sucks at attempted task, skill, or trait.

"Man these guys suck at this."

"Yeah, they're a bunch of shit ballers."

by Grobb Johnson July 7, 2008

Shit-Baller

The name of persons/people who wipe their asses and stick the shit side of the tissue paper to the walls/stalls in public restrooms.

Wow this restroom is covered in doody paper. shit-Ballers must frequent this establishment.

by defiant oreos August 22, 2022

baller ass shit

Pimp, player or fancy/ high class things. Could be literally almost anything.

My friend and I did some baller ass shit over the weekend!

by 2151 January 12, 2018

Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

by Shoobastank September 9, 2019

Shit Flake Ballet

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

by Höegardener October 18, 2010

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".

"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."

by Imbrotep October 15, 2014

shitballer

1. When a person of any age rolls shit in to a ball (usually for throwing)
2. A person playing Basketball with a ball of shit.

Dude I'm such a shitballer.

by whackawack2 April 20, 2010