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Shirt Air 

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
Shirt Air by azuremint September 2, 2010
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Hot Shit Air 

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.
I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.
Hot Shit Air by will bitten December 17, 2017

shit air 

Air that was lingering in the hole, around shit, which smells horrible
Jacob farts

Yianni says, "ugh that's disgusting, that is some shit air right there."
shit air by Yianni June 25, 2007

Shit Air Seperator 

Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.
Shit Air Seperator by Indnut March 28, 2007

Shit Flavored Air 

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
Scott- "Did you taste that?"
Tap- "I smelt it."
Scott- "Shit flavored air!"
Shit Flavored Air by keifermail August 8, 2009

air shit 

to do a fart that smells like a shit.
last night I did an air shit on his pillow, it was excellent
air shit by Christopher Harding October 21, 2008

air shit 

Fart, smells bad, it almost looks like a floating cloud of brown gas.
I floated an air shit in the lift.
air shit by Erich ULner October 5, 2006