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She may not.

Famous answer by the VP of the Philippines, Sara Duterte to lawmaker Arlene Brosas after VP Sara's confidential funds and the office of the vice president's budget of 2.5 billion PHP.
"Shimenet like my answer
Shimenet like how I answer
Shimenet like the content of my answer
But I am answering."
Shimenet by spacemandude September 12, 2024
Words you can keep
The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She is kind and loving to her friends. If she is your friend, you are very lucky! She is the sweetest, most gorgeous, stylish person you will ever meet with the sexiest voice ever.
Boy 1: "Look at that girl, she's so hot and sexy"
Boy 2: "Yeah, i heard she's also really nice!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, her names Shimene, she's the sweetest, bestest friend I know."
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Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)
My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.
Shimoneta Style by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

the shimenstein 

When you make your girlfriend sit on the ground naked and you make a fake cross country ski action with your penis in and around her mouth, essentially throat fucking her while practicing for the birkie. To alter this to a shimenzstein, simply finish the act by eating chocolate cake out of her ass.
"Dude so when she finally came to lacrosse I caught her off guard with the shimenstein while she was drunk. Needless to say, I fulfilled her caloric intake for the day."
the shimenstein by poopoopat January 19, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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