Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.

It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.

by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

Klingon Shitfly

An overbearing Star Trek fan's attempt to be humorous by labeling a common ordinary but unattractive or scary looking insect, such an assassin bug or a boxelder bug.

(Pitch voice very low and speak in a slow cadence.) Sir. It is a Klingon shitfly.

by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019

shittly

To do something with poor skill.

Dude 1-Did you eat those burgers?
Dude 2-Yea they were cooked mad shittly.

by Brewskie Vonrusigay July 1, 2008

shitly

Shorter version of really shitty.

This weed is shitly broken up.

by Blaze312 January 10, 2004

smiles shittly

you fake a smile so much that it looks like you're shitting.

"wow that was so funny *smiles shittly*"

by smiles shittly September 5, 2021

shitfly

a wannabe or poser. hence wannabes swarm together in big groups, just like shitflies around a brand spanking steaming turd straight outta a donkey.

ergh dont go near there, full of shitflies

by Arsenic_man October 27, 2003

Shitly

To do something in a shit way.

Did you watch strictly come dancing?
You mean shitly come dancing?

by holysheet February 10, 2015