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Shiftly Shit
When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
Shiftly Shit by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
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shiftly • Shiftly Shit • Shifty • shitly • shifty eyes • shitfly • shittly • shiftless • shiftyeyesdogg • shifty nigger
shifty willis
an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
shifty willis by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022
shifty chubs
shifty chubs by David Pedatella May 16, 2016
Shifty
Shifty by Cattlerider January 15, 2017
low down and shifty
"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty
low down and shifty by babnuggetz April 11, 2009
The dog with the shifty eyes
The dog with the shifty eyes by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008
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