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Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
Shiftly Shit by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

shifty willis 

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around

shifty chubs 

When your a chub on the court but your one of the better faster players
Guy 1: Damn that guys fat
Guy 2: Naw Man he's shifty af
Guy 3: Ya he's got shifty chubs
In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.
Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.
Shifty by Cattlerider January 15, 2017

low down and shifty 

Someone who doesnt feel right, you cant put your finger on it.
"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty

The dog with the shifty eyes 

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.