Shift Pinky 

Shift-Pinky, a condition mostly prominent within PC gamers, is a condition that occurs when one holds down the shift key(often used for sprinting or other maneuvers in PC-games) for prolonged periods of time. Symptoms include soreness, bone aches, and sometimes bruising.

(Gamer 1)Man, I played Red Dead II all night and now my pinky hurts.

(Gamer 2)Dude, you got shift-pinky
(Gamer 1)Tf is Shift Pinky?
(Gamer 2) Exactly what you just said
(Gamer 1) Aw shit...

Shift Pinky by Burnin8r55 April 21, 2020

Can you shit pink 

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

Can you shit pink by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

shit pink twinkies 

something so fuckin unbelievable you actually shit a pink twinkie

I was so surprised when she licked my chode, I shit pink twinkies

shit pink twinkies by carney007 August 18, 2008

shit picky 

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

shit picky by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

Shit pink 

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.

X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"

Shit pink by Seeksoul September 23, 2019

pink shirt 

adj. A male who overcompensates in an attempt to be cool. Most likely a fratboy or douchebag who has their collar popped. So named for their affinity to wear pink shirts out to social events.

That bar was whack, full of pink shirts spending dad's money.

pink shirt by Waldo_ June 24, 2005

pink shirt 

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

pink shirt by Chase September 22, 2005