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Sheetz Run 

A term used by anyone, announcing their intentions of going to a Sheetz conveinence store. Usually, said person will then either take orders for a MTO (Made-to-Order) food stuff, or will invite other members to travel along with.

Currently, the world record for a Sheetz run was made in 2003 when three college students left Harrisburg, PA to Hagerstown, MD to order food from Sheetz. The famed run included orders for a tuna sandwich, a pepperoni sub, and a cheesesteak. The total time took approx. 5 hours.
Example A
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm going on a Sheetz run. You guys need anything?"
Guy B: "Yea, get me two chili dogs with onions."

Example B
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm making a Sheetz run. Anybody want to come with?"
Guy B: "I'll go with ya. I haven't decided what I wanted yet, so I'll figure it out on the way there"
Sheetz Run by El Tuna January 16, 2008
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A convenience store/fast food restaurant found mostly in the western half of Pennsylvania. It's like a 7-11 but you can order food like hot dogs, hamburgers, and my personal favorite Sheetz "Garlic Fryz".
"Dude, let's go to Sheetz and get some hot dogs and frys!"
Sheetz by Mike Kreckel August 10, 2005

Sheetzfaced

1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.

Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.

2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.
Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.

I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...

He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...

Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...
Sheetzfaced by Vela... October 16, 2008

sheygetz 

n. shay'gits

Yiddish, meaning a gentile boy.
Shlomo, you can tell he's a sheygetz because he isn't circumsized.
sheygetz by mattiemedway June 27, 2007
a non jewish male usually with goyish hobbies like tatoos, playing football, and drinking that jewish mothers do not wish their innocent jewish daughters to maryy
Minnie and Stanley did not wish their daughter Rachel to marry Antonio, he was surely a shagetz.
shagetz by Andrew Stern December 15, 2008
sheetz is an incredible gas station found in the united states with incredible bathrooms
I like to yeet at Sheetz.
sheetz by expressionofdepression November 28, 2018

Sheigetz 

Derogatory Yiddish slang for a non-Jewish male (often a young man). Much worse than the common term "Goy," which can mean "gentile" in a neutral way. From the biblical Hebrew for "blemish" in connection with "unclean." Related to "Shiksah," which is an equally derogatory term for a non-Jewish female. Shortens to "Schkutz."
"Moishe, see that Sheigetz over there? What a Schkutz - he turned over Abe's pushcart last week."
Sheigetz by Nathan Hamburger August 1, 2008