Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you

Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.

by jsjdw June 10, 2016

Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!

Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011

Sheet shark

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009

shacker sheet

The sheet hung to hide you having a good time from your fraternity brothers

I couldn't even see him with his girl last night because of his shacker sheet.

by Maheis April 14, 2015

Skeet shack

Adult book store, theater, house of bromance or video arcade

Joe found true love in the sticky video cubicles of the local skeet shack.

by Dopalectic September 7, 2018

Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

sheepshark

A rabid underwater creature that looks like a shark covered in thick white wool except for his face, his fin, and his tail. He likes the shallow water and is often known to feed on human flesh.

Jesus Christ, it's a sheepshark! Run away!

by crazy old man December 12, 2008