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She-Balls 

A woman who has She-Balls is a woman who has an empowered attitude. She-Balls are for women who celebrate optimism while pursuing their goals, make their greatest trials a test of endurance and proudly claim the right to be Unbreakable, Beautiful, Courageous and Ready for MORE!
That lady has earned her She-Balls for pushing through and overcoming every obstacle to build her business into a successful enterprise!
She-Balls by TheLady August 2, 2012
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she-balls 

When the vaginal lips droop so low that they resemble the male teste.
"Holla! Dat hoe's she-balls are mad sexy!"

"When I was cleansing my g-spot in the tub, I came to a horrific discovery that my vulva was uncommonly droopy, therefore, I have been diagnosed with she-balls!"

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky
Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000