Shava man 

Shava man is a Malawian slang phrase for a person who is stingy with his stuff or information. Or someone who can be considered a miser.

Max will never share with you the details of the deal, he is a shava man.

I have been to the library five times but could not find the book on the short loan shelf, it is probably with one of the shava men.

Shava man by Chinnozz RedAlf April 14, 2021

Shiva man 

Most ppl say Shiva man does horn. But uk som of them don't ....if have the goods one from the bad one....if yuh get horn u look fuh fucking dat...buh as fact js take yuh time with them....let's go the bad ones....1. Neva fw ahh Shiva man.....2.dey does horn..... N dats all we have....som bush coolie looking Shiva man....Neva fw dem Eva...

Example
1. Say if u ise friends with ahh Shiva man....uk dem relll long nw n u say u doh wanna be frenns anymore...they guh cm bk n say all kinda thing bout dis n dat...u was tgt with emm.... U does horn n shitt....what kinda bullfuckery is dis.....Shiva men is not yalll...

Shiva man by Somebdy u don't wanna fw January 25, 2020

Blind Man's Shave 

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

Blind Man's Shave by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010