Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.

- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did

by word that rhymes with awesome March 30, 2011

Napoleon's Hat

A man vaginally penetrates one woman while orally performing upon a second woman. The two women engage in sexplay from the waist up.

"That guys loves to wear Napoleon's Hat with as many ladies as possible"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

napolean's hat

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect

Dom: OMG BJ, last night Marie, Frances, and I had the hottest napolean's hat ever.
BJ: Awesome

by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006