Sharpened queef
A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
Sharpened queef by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
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"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."
"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."
"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
sharpened dick by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017
Sharpened Pencil
Noun,
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
Sharpened Pencil by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 30, 2007
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sharpened pencil by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004
Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD
Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD
Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD
Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster
a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Pencil and Sharpener theory
The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016