Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 14, 2007
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the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
by big mike5334 September 25, 2010
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when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
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When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
by BreeTiful1211 January 30, 2011
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offer someone a better price
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy February 28, 2012
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to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
by Eric Cartmanez May 09, 2008
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