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sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker
Ouch I just done a sharp fart
sharp fart by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005
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Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding
Sharp Fart by Loomchoopproom March 29, 2019

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.
Sharp Fart by Sharpone March 31, 2019

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.
Sharp Fart by Sharpone March 31, 2019

shart fart 

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
shart fart by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Sharp Farts 

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
Sharp Farts by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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