Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding

by Loomchoopproom March 29, 2019

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.

by Sharpone March 31, 2019

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.

by Sharpone March 31, 2019

sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005

Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 17, 2021