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Sharaphovia

The fear of screaming. Named after Maria Sharapova, whose success in tennis was due mainly to the off-setting effect of primal screams she emitted constantly during her matches. Rationalized to tennis officials as a release of the explosive energy required for hard serves and ground strokes, the main intention was to psyche and dominate her opponents by derailing their concentration using irritating aural noise. Constant exposure to this noise over long matches can be shown to leave an oily plaque on the eardrum and cause dizziness and a rattling sensation in the ears. Potential opponents of such screamers often suffer from Sharaphovia.
When will tennis officials finally ban the infantile tactics used by some players of screaming. How many women in the sport must be handicapped by the dreaded Sharaphovia.
by obracadabra November 21, 2012
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I'd like to do Maria Sharapova after the match.
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Maria Sharapova

Professional tennis player.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001

A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.

She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.

Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.
Sharapova will be the best ever if she plays long enough.

Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.

Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.
by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004
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Sharapova is a wimbledon champ and is now ranked at No.4 in the world. Many guys think that she's hot but she's out of their reach because she's gigantically tall for a girl at 6'3".
Sharapova is no longer that up-and-coming teen talent from Russia.
by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006
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Maria Sharapova

Winner of the 2006 U.S. Open Women's Championship.
Maria Sharapova crushed Justine Henin-Hardenne in straight sets to win the U.S. Open.
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Sharmaphobia

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.
by noone nobody February 13, 2009
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