noun. - 1. a person who follows anyone around with their camera and start taking pictures.
2. a stalking paparazzi.
3. a psyco ex-boyfriend or boyfriend who has nothing better to do but just follows you around.
Verb. - 1. stalking and taking pictures at the same time.
example 1. My psyco ex-boyfriend is a stalkarazzi.
example 2. I am going to call the cops on your stalkarrazzi ass.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.