Shank pony 

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

Shank pony by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking

"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking

shank's pony by johnmartin October 4, 2008

shanks pony 

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

shanks pony by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008

Go on Shanks' Pony 

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

Go on Shanks' Pony by epynephrin January 6, 2005

Pony Spank 

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

Pony Spank by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

Shanks’s Pony by DoctorDark November 10, 2024