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Shank Man 

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
Shank Man by LemonyDude June 7, 2020
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shank man 

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky
Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!
shank man by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018
A long-bearded wise man with great character.
That guy is a true, real person. Everything he says is so wise. He's a Shan Man.
Shan Man by Shan Man January 31, 2015

Shark man 

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names
That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?

Man Shack 

A dwelling of rather low quality standards but yet has the basic essentials for any mid 20's bachelor consisting of a front porch, a living/bedroom, a mildly used bathroom, and refrigerator consisting of more beer than any other sort of nourishment. Often times these are trailers that serve only the bare needs of the bachelor to include a place to sleep and a place on the GPS to call home.
Friend 1: "Hey man. What am i going to do? My girlfriend just broke up with me."

Friend 2: "It's ok. Come over to the man shack. At least your life doesn't look any worse than this place."
Man Shack by Ross2point0 May 8, 2011
noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.
1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.
man spank by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Man shark 

A man wearing nylon, in particular black milk clothing.

A man who supports the purchase or sporting of black milk, either financially or emotionally.
"my man shark surprised me by binning everything from my wishlist! Here's a penalty pic of him wearing his new galaxy shooter."
Man shark by Kimberly sparkles January 21, 2017