Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack
Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch
by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015
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Shanghai Switch-a-roo

When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.
Once I caught up to the woman of my dreams I realized it was a cruel Shanghai Switch-a-roo.
by TheGenZod January 24, 2012
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