A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.
Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!
by Martin austin December 30, 2005
A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
by Colonel Barnaby February 16, 2023
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
by jsmes May 7, 2004
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A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky October 27, 2008
The foaming remains of an outdoor piss, usually containing large amounts of alcohol and so is reminiscent of Shandy (a mix of beer and lemonade)
by DickieTheBirdTableIsUnstable December 22, 2006