60% lager 40% breeza, drink in
high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish
turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a
bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin
turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so
drunk off
turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'