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ShamWOW Guy 

He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!

Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!

If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!

Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS!"
-ShamWOW guy

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Shamwow (guyanese version) 

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms
Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

Shamwow (guyanese version) 

One of the most funniest youtube video to the Guyanese audience created by jaymantube
Coolie Bai number 1: Yuh eva seen this video bai? Shamwow (guyanese version)?

Coolie Bai number 2: Um, yeah who hasn't

Coolie Bai number 3: Look it's shamwow!
Yah roll am like roti!

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fudanshi 

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