A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
by c0llister May 02, 2009
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
by Skizla March 30, 2009
To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
by SMBKRTan November 18, 2009
1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
by VinceOffer March 31, 2009
The act of getting ripped off.
by Hibbster July 29, 2011
The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
by McFinklebottom November 02, 2010