A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.

A breed of ultra absorbant towels that like to get high on marijuana.

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome

To cum on a a girl, then wipe it off with a shamwow, and then proceed to wring it out on her face. Afterwords yelling shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen, then proceeding to beat the hell out of the woman and pat down the ejaculate and blood with a yellow, absorbent towel you bought off TV.

an all-purpose sex toy

it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum

A very aggressive and intense greeting, meaning hello or goodbye. It is usually accompanied with a leaping heel click and a hand gesture of your choice.