Shamalamalongdong
Shamalamalongdong by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME November 28, 2009
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M Night Shamalamadingdong
Also Known As M Night Shyamalan. A name that lots of people use when talking about direction M Night Shyamalan in a mean way. Or, used when one doesn't know how to pronounce his name.
Person 1: Dude, aren't M Night Shila... Sheila... Shiya...
Person 2: Man, just call him Shamalamadingdong!
Person 1: Okay... aren't M Night Shamalamadingdong's new movies gay?
Person 2: Man, just call him Shamalamadingdong!
Person 1: Okay... aren't M Night Shamalamadingdong's new movies gay?
M Night Shamalamadingdong by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010
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shamalamadingdong
the act of getting one's dick blown while watching an M. Night Shyamalan film (director of The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village)
Marty couldn't enjoy the rest of the film because Sam and Vanessa were shamalamadingdonging so loudly next to him.
shamalamadingdong by theg0rd0n April 1, 2009
Shamalamadingdong
This is yet another word used to describe that specific part on the male anatomy, the proper name being "penis" although it is rarely called that as there are endless slang words for it. This slang is usually used to describe this part in a humorous or comical sense. or used when the speaker is to immature to use the proper name. We all know what that's like, just think back to your Elementary School health classes.
GIRL 1: *slams bathroom door and runs out*
"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I just saw your brothers Shamalamadingdong! Does he not know how to lock a freaking door?
GIRL 2:*laughs hysterically*
"I guess not... so was it big?
*laughs hysterically again*
GIRL 1:*rolls eyes*
"You're disgusting... and yes actually it was...he wouldn't happen to have a girlfriend would he?
GIRL 2:"No"
GIRL 1:"Awesome!"
GIRL 2:"... he does happen to be gay though..."
"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I just saw your brothers Shamalamadingdong! Does he not know how to lock a freaking door?
GIRL 2:*laughs hysterically*
"I guess not... so was it big?
*laughs hysterically again*
GIRL 1:*rolls eyes*
"You're disgusting... and yes actually it was...he wouldn't happen to have a girlfriend would he?
GIRL 2:"No"
GIRL 1:"Awesome!"
GIRL 2:"... he does happen to be gay though..."
Shamalamadingdong by Maliyah June 13, 2008
Shamalamadingdong
Shamalamadingdong by ItsTracey July 10, 2009
shamalamadingdong
To make a promise to shave someones pubic hair, then back out of that promise at the last possible moment
"I wanted a clean shave to get ready for my bachelor party, but my friend Brian pulled a total shamalamadingdong on me. Now how am i supposed to get my entire grundel silky smooth?
shamalamadingdong by BugLabNick August 6, 2011
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