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Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
Word of the Day on March 21, 2024
The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.
Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly
Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019
a mixture of confidence, being funny, cool, perfect and amazing. It can also be a mindset that makes a person act in the best possible version of themselves. 'Swagggy' can be spelt as 'swag', 'swagggggggy', '$w@g', 'swaggy' or 'swagita'. People starting with the letter m, do debating and have the height of 5'1 usually are born with this trait otherwise people earn this trait by being a good person and creating a positive impact on the world or joining a cult.
Damn she is so swagggy, I'm jealous of her and I want to be her. She's so $w@g.
swagggy by maishadaswagg February 5, 2021
The ultimate being, he is the one who has the divine power of god. He can only use 1% of his power because if he uses his full power, the earth will be destroyed by his pure raw power. Even when he only uses 1% of his power he still kills any foolish mortals in his area.
Fred : We can only film with shaggy for 5 seconds at a time, if we try to film more than that. The entire set will be destroyed and every living person will be shredded to pieces.
Shaggy by Shagboi1 January 28, 2019

Ultra Instinct Shaggy 

Mear Mortals can’t understand the definition of shaggy for he is THE ultimate deity
PAGE 1058 of Shaggy’s bible: As Me and thanos sit to pray to Ultra instinct shaggy we found the meaning of life
Ultra Instinct Shaggy by CLAPPED m8 February 11, 2019

shaggy davis 

Placing someone's sunglasses on your dick and taking a photo.
Did you get the "shaggy Davis" pic I sent you?
shaggy davis by RCL2 July 11, 2017