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Shafty Nut 

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys
Shafty Nut is sexy asf
Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 2, 2021
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Shafty Nut 

Shafty Nut is hot asf
Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

Shifty Nut 

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Shifty Nut by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023

nut shaft 

A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on
blake has a small nut shaft.
nut shaft by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005

shifty nuts 

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size
sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....
shifty nuts by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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