When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what'
s that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty
nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty
nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty
nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty
nut