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Shady Side

A peninsula shoved into the asshole of SoCo locates between Deale and West River. If there’s a need for some of the good-good crack pipe, head down to Scott Town Lane located at the intersection of Scott Town Rd and Nick Rd. Besides that, unless dirty rednecks and former trailer trash is your thing, you’ve made a wrong turn. Turn around and wash off your sins at the Happy Harbor. Ignore the nightly sounds of helicopters overhead, I’m sure it was nothing. Don’t forget to direct all traffic looking for “Shitty Side down this way. You have the correct place.
“Hey, let’s go get an 8-ball from Shady Side and steal a car stereo. Y’all in or whaaatt??”
Shady Side by LikeAMug9900 July 20, 2021

Shady Side Academy 

A school for only the richest, most fucked up kids in pittsburgh. A school with the biggest feminist teachers, and amazing students. These amazing people smoke broccoli, throw away unopened pods, and own the greatest collection of vineyard vines.
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The best school for rich chiggas

Shady Side Academy 

This is the place for people so rich and snobby they can live in Fox Chapel and pay for school.
“I hate Shady Side Academy kids”~everyone

Shady Side Academy 

Shady Side Academy, an incredible school with a jaw dropping campus. Oppose to popular belief, the kids there do not flaunt their wealth. in fact, the real flexing they do is showing each other that they have fobs that can open the doors. I have heard people say that they are all snobby rich kids when in fact, they are one of the most financially diverse schools in the county. Most people are simply jealous of the people that go their and decide to take it out on the Urban Dictionary, spreading lies like "SSA kids get caught doing coke". Last time I was there, I was playing for my sports team and I was treated with nothing but respect and friendliness from the kids playing and adults supervising. To summarize my point, Shady Side Academy is better, IT IS BETTER!
I wish I went to Shady Side Academy, it has a great science building!

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg 

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"