Shadowbeasting

When others use their shadows to chase you down the street. (Consisting of 2 or more chasers)

The boys started shadowbeasting her so she wouldn't play with them

Shadowbeasting by Sparkles7 November 11, 2014

Shadowbating

Phantom masturbation as you see a lot of people use nowadays. The participant acts as if they are masturbating and sometimes concludes with a fake ejaculation. It is usually used as sarcasm or a way to show displeasure. The word is a play on the boxing technique of shadowboxing.

Tom: Rick, you look like a transvestite.
Rick: *acts as if he is masturbating*
Tom: Quit shadowbating.

Shadowbating by Mollywood34 September 27, 2012

shadowbusting

When you bust a nut near someone, but run off before they can tell who did it, as if it was a shadow.

Bro, I was at this party and this guy kept shadowbusting, but he was caught after the third time!

shadowbusting by evan8tor May 15, 2022

Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.

**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."

Shadowcasting Muskedunder by This Guy Is Him March 11, 2026