Shadowbating

Phantom masturbation as you see a lot of people use nowadays. The participant acts as if they are masturbating and sometimes concludes with a fake ejaculation. It is usually used as sarcasm or a way to show displeasure. The word is a play on the boxing technique of shadowboxing.

Tom: Rick, you look like a transvestite.
Rick: *acts as if he is masturbating*
Tom: Quit shadowbating.

by Mollywood34 September 27, 2012

Shadowboxing

When a person punches in motion at nothing particular, preparing for a fight or physical fitness.

Rocky is well known for his Shadowboxing!

by Strong Chuy July 15, 2009

Shadowboxing

Original: Shadowboxing is an exercise used in the training for combat sports, especially, as its name implies, in boxing. It is used mainly to prepare the muscles before the person training engages in stronger physical activity. In shadowboxing, only one person is required to take part; the participant throws punches into the air at no one in particular or an imaginary opponent.

Slang: The act of being evasive, vague or non-forthcoming with information.

Maria just flat out asked Carl if he was cheating on her and he immediately started shadowboxing. He told her everything except the truth.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 10, 2018

shadowfatting

The lighting up of a fresh Joint

Yea man I was just shadowfatting all night

by Cool dude mondy January 15, 2021

shadowbathing

What you do when you've been in the sun for a while, you're hot and/or uncomfortable, and you need some shade. Shadowbathing is the opposite of sunbathing; it results in a nice cool feeling that is comparable to eating a freezepop with your entire body.

Yo Erica, we've been playing frisbee in this heat for four hours...let's break for lunch and do some shadowbathing.

by Harrison Prescott March 22, 2011

Shadowbeasting

When others use their shadows to chase you down the street. (Consisting of 2 or more chasers)

The boys started shadowbeasting her so she wouldn't play with them

by Sparkles7 November 11, 2014

shadowboxing

Shadowboxing is the act of jacking off, skeeting, spanking the monkey, beating off, or choking the chicken in your rack with the curtains are closed and when you have a light on in your rack. Then a shodow of you beatin your meat is dispalyed for everyone who happens to look and notice it to see.

Morrow-"Norton...quit jacking off while looking at porn at night. we could see the shadow of you beatin your meat. quit fuckin shadowboxing."

Norton-"Fuck...how the hell can you see through those curtains!"

Morrow-"Norton the shadowboxer."

by Norton1987 June 14, 2008