Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

Sexy Jebus by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

sexy Jesus 

He died for our sins, you gotta believe us.
Coined by Dana Marschz in his production of Hamlet 2.

Rock me, rock me, rock me, sexy Jesus.

sexy Jesus by Danny Zeff July 6, 2009

Sexy Jesus 

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

Sexy Jesus by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018