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Someone, male or female, who is proficient in the art of sex and attracting other people for sexual purposes. A practitioner of Sexgic

Also used to refer to a person who sleeps with a lot of people. A promiscuous person.

Like vampires, everyone wants to be sexgicians but they should be avoided. Risky sex might follow. Note that not all who are lured into the trap of a sexgician, as they tend to use Sex spells to achieve their goals, sapping from their extensive Sex Spellbook.
"I saw Jenny at the club last night. Even though she's fat as a whale she managed to drag five guys home to her place. She's such a sexgician"

"Don't go to the bar, it's full of Sexgicians. You'll get AIDS for sure".

"Billy was thrilled to receive his letter of acceptance into The Greater College of Sexgic"
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Sexican Standoff 

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
Sexican Standoff by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013

Sexicans 

An ethnic group of extremely attractive Mexicans; usually a member from Pierce the Veil
Girl 1: *sees Sexican walk by* Fuego <3
Girl 2: VIC, JAIME, TONY, AND MIKE ASdfsjibkn;
Girl 1: *sighs* Sexicans are too attractive for earth
Sexicans by baconlicker December 11, 2013
person 1: that band pierce the veil is sexy
person 2: duh, they're sexicans
Sexican by pierxetheveil March 29, 2015

Swagician 

When one is so swag that it's almost wondrous, or "magic". The act of being swagic.
Dude 1: That guy's so swag, he must be magic or something.

Dude 2: He's a swagician.

Sexican standoff 

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.
The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.
Sexican standoff by Arbag December 14, 2014
Vic Fuentes is totally an Sexican!
Sexican by whatzzap February 22, 2015