Sexatose 

The state of being in a sex coma,
which is the time after sex when you are half asleep and unaware of anything around you.

I.E comatose.

Boy: You wanna get up now?
Girl: I'm totally sexatose, CBA!

Sexatose by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

Sextose Intolerant 

"Sextose Inteloerant" - an inability to release and induce the sensation in being stimulated during sexercise. Symptoms include frustration, headaches, blue-balls, dirty thoughts, uncontrolled wetness, and paranormal discomfort - ex. uncontrollable orgasm etc.

The symptoms may be prevented by masturbation, sexercising, meditation, physical activities which includes light or enormous work out to burn mental chemicals within your body.

"Anna is frustrated with the thoughts of sex, and pleasure, because she has no man to please her thirsty thoughts of sex, this drives her appetite to become Sextose Intolerant "

Sextose Intolerant by Anthos El Ma'at Ra January 10, 2014

sexatosis 

Medical condition in which the suffering suffers from chronic sexiness of a lethal dosage.

They diagnosed me with sexatosis, which pretty much means I'm doomed to be sexy the rest of my natural born life. Tragically sexy.

sexatosis by Sexy Midget March 1, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016