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Sex gremlin

An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .
Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”

Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
by Mr. Bob Ross December 20, 2021
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