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Sex Skittles 

TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE

NO LUBE PERMITTED!
Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D
Sex Skittles by Level89Wizard August 11, 2011
Words you can keep

Skittle Sex 

When a girl puts a skittle up her vagina and has someone get it out orally.
Person 1: Aye man I heard you had skittle sex with Ragina last night!
Man 2: Hell yeah niggah! You know it! It tasted like fishy skittles!
Skittle Sex by lifedrifter June 11, 2009

skittle sex 

When a girl puts skittles in her pussy and the guy starts taking them out with his tongue.
"Did you and Kenzie have skittle sex?"
"Fuck yea I did!"
skittle sex by Cheese Rios December 22, 2014
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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