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seven days 

a joke/insult telling someone that they have seven days left to live
dude: I Like hwasa
me: seven days...
dude: WTF!!!
seven days by ImFriedAsf June 1, 2020

Seven days 

dumbass: how many days are in a week?
me: Seven days
Seven days by Ohnocringeasl April 17, 2024

SEVEN DAYS OF YOU

An extension of one's birthday to the full seven days following it in order to prolong the birthday experience and give friends and loved ones the convenience of more then one day to show their appreciation for you.
Im so glad this is the last of your fucking seven days of you!
SEVEN DAYS OF YOU by topography March 13, 2008

I've seen better days 

A song written and performed by Citizen King, a 90's punk/alternative/hip-hop band out of Milwaukee with their own unique sound. The song had it's debut on the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle in 2000. It was again featured on the final episode in 2006.

Alot of morons out there believe this song is by Sublime or Everclear. It sounds nothin like Brads voice, I can see how people may mistake it for Everclear, but still, they sound different.

Citizen King is underrated.
"I've Seen Better Days" always picks me up and helps me laugh at life when I'm feelin down and mopy.

the car has seen better days 

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026