Serbian Hat 

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

Serbian Hat by _po_gv September 9, 2023

Serbian Clam Hat

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.

Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.

Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.

Serbian Clam Hat by Study Fives June 11, 2010