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Senjack is an overweight highschool student. He seems to love touching kids and will do whatever it takes to touch one. He is very violent and sexually violent. He is attracted to all sexes and will actively hunt down and sexually assault those who are even bigger than him. You can appease him by giving him praise. His belly is very floppy and fun to play with as it is very big and wobbly.

He has 5000 hours on AFS on Roblox, which gives him the nickname of MichaelAFS. Roblox is his favourite game and he has played nothing but Roblox for the first 14 years of his life. He will stalk children on the Roblox platform and meet them in real life and do stuff stated in paragraph 1. If he sees his friends playing a game without him on Roblox he will join and use his hacks to stalk his prey at a distance before finally going in for the attack.

He has a long history of his name as Senjack wasn't the first. His original name was Michael, however when discovered his Roblox name was MrSeniacjrjrjrjr he began to be referred to as Seniac. Due to to a misspelling he was then referred to as Senjac, and then for coolness sake the spelling was changed to Senjack. Eventually he will also obtain the name Senjab which is the Arabic word for squirrel. Other notable names include: VJ, Jab, Senjackson, Pufta, The King, and many more.

Overall, Senjack is quite the specimen and is truly a kind among men. It is no reason he has grown many supporters throughout the years and continues to get more.
Oh no Senjack is coming. RUN!

Hide your kids Senjack is coming to town!
Senjack by MichaelAFS_2022 September 1, 2022
Derrives from the word 'suxjack'
(accidental incorrect pronounciation of the word).
person1: Are you a 'sexjack'
suxjack: No
person1: - I mean a suxjack?
suxjack: Of course.
{end of conversation}
sexjack by HUGHES!!!!!!! April 16, 2004
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