Senior

A man who has no girlfriend and sleeps all day. He wakes up at 9 pm and plays loud music and makes his neighbors hate him. He never cleans his house and always make other people do it for him. They are usually compatible with Kevins.

Oh come on man dont be a senior.

by SeniorsHairyA$$ November 3, 2021

Senior

A human being, male, female OR of another gender who is 65 years or older.

Your grandparents are probably senior citizens

by ElKaijuKing January 8, 2019

"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.

I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.

by yogator January 6, 2022

Senior fox

From the cartel of chapo Guzmán

Senior fox is very scary

by Chapo Guzmán November 24, 2021

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

by martcraft June 6, 2018