Captain rockin' ass friend with a barbed wire beard of doom. He likes to pet his kittens all day. He drinks his natty lites with one hand plays guitar with another hand and commands da ladies to make him samiches with another. You can't make him bleed his own blood only bleed his sweet baby rays which lathers himself up in.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The largest and most prized species of salmon. Also known more generally as Spring, King, and Chinook...Tyee salmon originate at the Tyee River of Vancouver Island, Canada. Associated with Painter's Lodge, there are specific catch requirements, including using a manually powered boat, limited test line, and non-barbed hooks to qualify as 'Tyee'.

Large eyed creature not yet categorized by researchers. Notable trait: gathers nourishment and treats; shares freely with other creatures.

a name for idiots who will amount to nothing and the best they can hope for is a pale,toothless, and fat whale of a wife