Semiosophy

A religion (more like cult) similar to Scientology; Semiosophists believe that god made the world but then abandoned it. Zeus then came and took over but also abandoned humanity. So because of this abandonment by both “gods” a lot of Scientologists are also semiosophists nowadays.

Person 1: Can’t believe Tina got into that semiosophy stuff. Such a shame.
Person 2: I really hope she realizes how weird it all is.

Semiosophy by big gangsta :0 June 18, 2024

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Semiosophy

Similar to Scientology; Semiosophists believe that god made the world but then abandoned it, but then Zeus took over, who later also left. Because both of their “gods” left them, they share a worldview similar to atheists; There is no (longer a) god, and even if there was , he is simply uninterested with the human race.

Person One: Yo that semiosophy stuff is some serious weirdo behavior; Can’t believe Tina got into it.
Person two: Yea it’s a shame.

Semiosophy by big gangsta :0 June 18, 2024

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Semiosophy • Selfosophy

Selfosophy

Selfosophy is the combination of Self and Philosophy.

Where philosophy is the study of basic concepts such as truth, existence, reality, causality, and freedom.

Applied to the Self, Selfosophy is the study of your own personal truth and the revealing of the purpose of your existence. Once you no longer identify with your mind you tap into your inner wisdom. With complete awareness and presence you see the causality of your actions, you create your desired reality, and you experience true freedom.

Selfosophy by colettekenney April 6, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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