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Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.
The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!
by Mr. Winter January 31, 2007
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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