self sodomy

when you fart with such a high pressure that it causes a pain in your asshole

Self sodomy- "Dude don't eat too much of beans; you'll get self sodomized"

by spunkTanker November 12, 2010

Self Sodomy

The act of literally fucking yourself in the ass.

Did you hear what happened to Blake?
Yeah, somebody told him to go fuck himself. Who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.

Self Sodomy, don't try it where your mom can find you.

by Not Your Average Bear November 2, 2014

Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 12, 2021

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010